ODE TO A PAPER TOWEL

As A Newfoundland owner, one of your greatest assets is paper towels.  Sometimes what you clean up necessitates a disposable product.  Especially when you are showing or just traveling, paper towels can be a high-value asset.  This has been a topic of discussion among Newf owners periodically, particularly about the value of Bounty paper towels.  Having Newfs for several decades, I have watched as these towels emerged, improved, then began the decline cycle – inevitable when companies employ cost-decrease measures to resist raising their prices.  And occasionally there have been times when I pulled out a roll from a travel or camping supplies box that was several years old and compared the old version to the new one.  Each time, I sighed and said nothing, used the old roll like a parting companion and accepted the fate.  The wonderful thickness and absorbency characteristics that we have come to expect since its introduction have diminished, and what is produced now doesn’t feel that much different than other brands of paper towels, unless perhaps you aren’t familiar with the original version.  The drift becomes intolerable and possibly inevitable at some point.  I thought it had reached this point a year or two ago, but now there is the version produced today.  I have felt like writing a eulogy several different times.  It’s not hard to imagine a set of animated pall-bearers carrying a super-sized roll of the earlier version of Select-a-Size towels.

After the pandemic, amid the major shortages in manufacturing resources and the subsequent shortages in paper products, retaining quality within a reasonable price was a fainting hope.  Then the economy version of Bounty was introduced, Bounty Essentials.  That may have been a consumer acceptance test that led to the current changes, because Bounty paper towels today are very similar to the Bounty Essentials.  Some of the cumulative changes are:

1. The thickness of the sheet
2. The texture of the sheet, as though the fibers had been manufactured like a high-quality
cotton terry robe
3. The size of the diamond imprint pattern
4. The reliability of the performation (improves and disimproves, and tends to increase overuse
and waste)
5. Overall absorbency
6. Quantity I’ve been suspicious but never counted the sheets on a roll, but there is now a
class action lawsuit about misrepresentation of the number of sheets in a large package

A positive change was the development of the Select-a-Size sheets.  Long before then, I was ripping the sheets in half.  Too many times a disposable sheet was needed but a full sheet was a waste.

The latest version showed up at a local Sam’s, so I began buying from Walmart and occasionally from Lowe’s.  Then the latest version was the version sold at our local Walmart, and finally at Lowe’s.  In Albuquerque, the older version was still being sold at Costco, but I suppose that is just a matter of time also.  If the change hasn’t arrived at your area yet, be prepared.  It’s time for me to review some brand-shopping again, after about 40 years, although the possibility exists that all products have been cost-reduced under the current threat of economic circumstances.

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What kind of dog looks like Bigfoot?

In 2005, we got our first one-ton van for traveling with Newfs. On the back, I added the sign, “Exclusive Transportation for Members of The BigFoot Club.” This van has traveled from the west coast to the east coast, as well as north and south. A few years ago, I discovered that AKC had set up a page about what dogs look most like Bigfoot. Perhaps a Leonberger, a Newfoundland relative, would come close. I also looked at the search results returned by Google and didn’t see anything similar, but the silhouette of Bigfoot walking a dog was charming.

The BigFoot Club was named for a different reason:
https://thebigfootclub.com/2012/07/17/how-did-the-bigfoot-club-get-its-name/

Last week, there were some site changes, so the old blog page now has only a cropped image of Banner: https://thebigfootclub.com/bigfootclub/. This photo is the one used to create the thumbnail for the web page tabs. Image pasted below also. More than one Newfoundland has been mistaken for a bear, but could a Newfoundland be mistaken for Bigfoot? You can decide.

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It’s a Blustery Day, Pooh

Had I known there would be so much dry wind, I would have waited a day to give Banner her bath. A blow dryer wouldn’t have been needed.

The wind was so strong that, as we ran errands, I took a step and it blew one leg into the other, nearly causing me to trip. All the way around our stops, there was evidence of its force. A power pole was still standing along one road, although it was hovering at an angle of around 45 degrees. In another area, a Stop sign was tilting and weaving at around 60 degrees.

When we arrived at the park, limbs were down here and there. One was about 8′, a pine branch. Another around 20′ long may have broken more easily from interior decay. It was lying on the ground beside Marlin Perkins. Things were flying through the air that shouldn’t have been. But we had a nice walk. After the first lap, I asked if she wanted to go home, but she gave a firm but polite response, “No”. Of the many ways that our dogs learn how to communicate with us, with creativity driven by need, she has learned to step behind me and to the right with her head down to answer this question. This works well since dogs walk on the left and our vehicles are usually parked on the left. It is clear and unambiguous. She is approaching her old lady years, and there have been a few times that she wanted to leave after one lap, walking toward the vehicle instead of behind me, sometimes before being asked. As we continued our walk, my hair tied down and hers standing in every direction except where it was parted by the wind, we enjoyed our time in silence. New, immature red Maple seed pods were scattered along the sidewalk. Aside from one young family at the slide, no one else was around, not even squirrels or birds. Rounding the corner toward the east, our steps became lighter.

We left the park and stopped to deliver some starts of our walking iris to a neighbor. It had finally reached the point that trimming the dead ends of some leaves was essential, and there were also a number of runners touching the floor. I’m not a person who can keep indoor plants in good shape, but this one tolerates me well. There are two plants dead in planters here, and two others that are holding on. I like the plants that enjoy being outside and plants that turn soil into watermelons, cantaloupe, tomatoes, corn, etc, or roses and Magnolia blossoms. The walking iris produces lovely small blooms at the end of runners, and these delicate blossoms have a tantalizing fragrance. Knowing someone in the Master Gardener’s club, I asked if she would like some starts. She will surely have outstanding results. We talked about the wind, and she said that her daughter’s trampoline was on top of her house.

For all of the gusts and evidence, the forecast had shown only 13 mph wind. Hmmm. And with all of the wind, the AQI had peaked at around 115 and dropped down to 15 in a short time.

There were more things blowing around in the air as we drove home: a large foam cooler floating and tumbling across a soccer park, a box that had been driven across a large field. I began to wish that I had moved the outdoor furniture to safe space. Fortunately, the pieces were still on the patio, which, also fortunately, was on the east side.

You never know what kind of adventure you will encounter when you take your Newf for a walk. I highly recommend it.

Happiest of Fridays!

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Christmas 2022

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