COAT CONDITIONERS?

Over the years throughout history, unusual materials have been used as baths, soaks, skin conditioners and hair conditioners.  The list can grow long and strange.  So, perhaps this isn’t so strange:  Soybean oil.

I have no idea whether it has properties worthy of deliberate use, but as our personal chef was preparing dinner for us and a guest, he picked up a bottle of soybean oil by its top.  The Newfs were in their favorite positions, which means that choreography while navigating the kitchen is, by now, quite well-developed and rather intuitive.  This story doesn’t end with the human tripping over a Newf, it ends (rather begins) simply when the bottle cap, which was only loosely sitting atop the bottle, slipped off mid-air as it passed over Jade.  Being a good Newf and having learned the patience that a good Newf acquires when living with hoomans, she laid still but gave Greg a disquieted, puzzled expression.  She was hastened out of the house with no time for explanation while the majority of the spill, or what was remaining, was wiped off the floor.  Greg gave her a quick spot cleaning.

The next day, Sunday, she received a complete bath.  Three days later, her furnishings are still oily in appearance.  Soybean oil is remarkable stuff.  When you get a drop on an article of clothing, it doesn’t wash away easily, even after several laundry cycles.  (Dawn works pretty well.)  So, I’m beginning to wonder how many “laundry cycles” will be required for Jade’s furnishings to return to normal.  Perhaps this will have some benefit, like olive oil is rumored to help human hair.  That remains to be seen.  I don’t really want to use Dawn on her coat, with show season beginning, but may resort to a dilute solution if that becomes necessary.

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INAUGURATION DAY

The Mall in DC is crowded with Rent-a-Fence corrals, housing four-wheelers, enclosing mobile buildings “pods”, and dividing confined areas for many different operations, with only small aisles left for foot traffic at intervals. The large white tents are set up on the first area, near the Washington Monument. Hundreds of porta-potties line the sides of the streets. News buses are parked along the corrals. Clearly, a big celebration is in store, although this year the official event will occur on Monday.

At our house, we are also planning a celebration of Jan. 20 with great excitement! Tomorrow is Parker’s 11th Birthday! From 1.9 oz. to 11 years of fully-audible fun, happiness, joy & adventure!

They make the world a better place, no election required.

Happy 11th Birthday!

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THE ESSENCE OF SPRING

It’s a lovely coastal day here in the outskirts of the Ozarks.  Some may wonder about “coastal” weather in the middle of the country, but it is much like the early spring weather in Florida, with clouds hanging low in the sky and soft moisture gently touching the windshield as I drive.  The gentleness of the rain has a pleasant sound, as I open the window to take in the freshness.  The weather has a calming and soothing effect.

It is time for the grass to be freshly washed, and the sidewalk, and the road surface.  And, it is time to put the cotton, rubber-backed rugs down at the back door entrance, where big wet feet that have been on uncovered surfaces outside will testify that members of the Bigfoot Club live here.

Notions of spring cleaning are beginning to emerge already, and it isn’t even February yet!  I stopped at Lowe’s for a better scrub brush.  The one that we use for cleaning items like buckets and crate pans was past its usefulness late last year.  I was also on the hunt for a brush/broom with bristles soft enough to scrub walls.  Among the assortment of useful cleaning tools in my well-stuffed utility closet is a brush/broom that has short, stiff bristles.  The first one of these was acquired in the early 90s for cleaning hard surface floors, a nice tool when you share your home with Newfoundlands, and they share their lives with you.  The bristles are too aggressive for painted surfaces, although I’m ready to put the Sherwin Williams scrubbable paint to a real test this time.  Once I had found a brush/broom like what I am looking for at Target, but having a full utility closet and no identified need at the time, I decided to wait.  Shortly afterward, it was no longer carried.  So, today, I decided to try the scrub brush like we use for the crates, one for the house, one for the grooming room.

Homes that are shared with Newfoundlands would benefit from a little better design in both construction and materials with regard to easily cleanable surfaces.  There are some adaptations that help.  One thing that I’ve learned is that walls should be painted with rollers instead of using a sprayer.  The dried surface when painted with spray tools has a rougher texture, at least for “flat” paints, which makes it harder to clean.  I’ve used white caulk in some areas to seal white baseboard to coated black & white print wallpaper or to seal painted walls to painted baseboard, and there are paints that withstand cleaning better.  I’ve even sealed the baseboard to vinyl floors to keep moisture from migrating under the baseboard.  Moisture trapped behind baseboard or walls can only be a problem, and create an environment where bacteria and mold will grow.  Dry cleanups simply don’t measure up to the challenge.  Mainly, cleaning should be quick and easy, so there is more time to enjoy spent on more enjoyable facets of life.

Our farrier is an intelligent, interesting and resourceful fellow, and while he does the shoeing, we try to solve all of the world’s problems.  We independently reached the same conclusion with regard to homes and housecleaning:  It would be ideal to build a home such that a sprinkler system doubled as a housecleaning method, similar in principle to a self-cleaning oven.  <g>  Of course, that would impose the need of going back to vinyl furniture, among other hurdles, so there are still some areas of this puzzle to be solved.  As the hooves on the horses continue to grow, I’m sure that we will have ample opportunity to discuss this further.

The gentle and relaxing effect of the rain has provided the chance for some contemplative thought.  Today, throw rugs at the back door.  Tomorrow, “clean Newf night” once again.  With a high in the upper 60s and no rain, it will be a good day for baths, before “wintry mix” and the low in the 20s arrives on Saturday night.  It looks like this will be a good weekend for stew and a jigsaw puzzle.

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POST-CHRISTMAS 2012

Christmas 2012, Part II:

On Christmas Eve, it was time to deliver a veterinarian present, pick up the meat for Christmas dinner and run a few other errands.  There were extra treats needed for their Christmas bags, so the Newfs got to visit Petsmart.  Parker did some shopping of his own and selected a red squirrel with no stuffing, but with some crinkly material inside.

The Buddy System

The Buddy System

The Newfs enjoyed running around with their humans.  It’s the kind of thing that makes a good Newf get nappy.  The Versa is barely large enough for two Newfs, but they share space well.  When the big brother lies in the middle of things, the “little” sister uses him as a chin rest.

On Christmas morning, Parker was fully in the Christmas spirit, and in the evening, he was still enjoying the day.  Delicious treat bags were emptied, then shredded.  Jade dismantled the blue box with white snowflakes to discover a fuzzy pink wild thing noisemaker inside.  She was completely enamored with this one, about as excited as a kid who had too much caffeine and sugar!  Parker unwrapped a purple noisemaker toy that sounded like a baby laughing and giggling nonstop.  There were two very long stuffies (frog, chick) that were also popular.  (Target often has something unusual that works well for Newfs.)  The giant chick stuffy got a little attention, but it has yet to be “claimed”.

The wind was howling outside, with the possibility that they may wake up to some of that white stuff that makes Newfs so happy.  However, this time the snow bypassed us.  My nephew and nieces had been wanting to visit during the winter because we had so much snow in the previous winters, but they got their wish this year!  The weather had moved south of us just enough that as it moved northeast, it covered their area in a thick blanket of snow.  Fortunately, they they didn’t lose power.

During the rest of the week, Parker began helping Jade dismantle parts that “shouldn’t be there”, like the little red fuzzy ball on the end of the snowman’s cap.  Jade became concerned, so she walked over and picked up her toy.  Then she caught on to the bait, and the rumble was on!

On Thursday, I left the Newfs at home, and when I came back, I discovered that Angry Birds hatched eggs!  Yes, little Angry Bird chicks along with empty shells were lying in the floor!

The final present for this Christmas was a treadmill.  This was for “me” with the intention that when there was “bad” weather, the dogs could get some exercise indoors.  (Keep in mind that “bad” is in the perception of the beholder, and this morning Jade was greeted by a blanket of white.)  Without knowing how much it would actually be used, and being aware that this is often the case based on the number of treadmills for sale on Craigslist, we decided to buy a used one.  Sometimes “new things” don’t always work out well, although I did begin using the Dremel (a previous Christmas present) recently after it sat in its case for almost 10 years.  However, exercise is very important to good health, and good health and longevity are very important to me.  So, I expect that the dust this will collect will be more from use than lack of.

We measured Jade in a stack and calculated her stride length to be sure that the belt length would be sufficient.  We decided that 60″ would be best. However, there are few of those available used.  So, we took both Newfs to a sporting goods store that had several new and used treadmills, set up for demonstration.  Jade is longer than Parker, so we had her stand on one that was 60″.  Parker thought the treadmills were marvelous, so he staked his claim to that one and laid down.  Since the 60″ deck looked almost generous, we had Jade get onto the next one (54 or 55″).  It looked like that would work well too, so Greg started the treadmill slowly and held her leash at the front.  We were prepared to respond quickly if the moving belt startled her, but she had no concern about it whatsoever and took enough steps for us to see that this would probably work.

Buying a used treadmill that met our requirements turned out to be a bit of a challenge.  The first thing that we learned was to check for parts availability.  Some models have problems with parts availability after a few years.  And some had consistent review issues.  We decided to stick with a few brands, one made in Missouri (True).  We found a used True that was in good shape, but it was old enough that it didn’t fold up and that parts were not available.  In our house, that would be a problem.  We found a few others that met our requirements, but quickly found that there were always replacement parts needed, and that these were often noisy, usually due to something that had long since needed attention.  We finally found one that was quiet, and it had been used very little and folded completely vertically.  It wasn’t quite as long as we had wanted, but we decided to try it.  If when we moved from walking to gaiting, we needed a longer one, we could get a different one later.  By then we would have a better idea how well it would be used.

True to the nature of our Newfs, when we brought the treadmill into the house, they were excited.  What was this?  Another toy?  We gated them away while we cleaned it, then navigated it through the doorway and into the place we had chosen for its use.  But wait!  That was close to the toy box, and in the vicinity of toys and the play area (also known as the living room rug).  It MUST be a new toy!

We didn’t want to curb their enthusiasm, so we negotiated with the Newfs to give us some space.  Parker quickly gave up the space where we wanted to install the treadmill, grabbed a toy, made a circle around us, then moved back into the treadmill’s space before we could lower it from the dolly.  After a few gyrations, we were able to get the treadmill off the dolly and move it into position.  Then we had to negotiate for the space to lower the deck.  We started the motor while the Newfs watched.  Greg got on to test it.  Then we invited Jade onto the deck.  Parker was so excited that he climbed on with her, and he was not to be easily discouraged!  We decided to let him try it, but his first attempt resulted in him landing behind the belt.  Then he tried paddling the belt with his front feet while lying down.  He couldn’t quite figure this thing out, but he was determined to see what could be done with it!  He was so excited about it that he kept trying to get on while Jade was on it, so he had to spend some time “behind bars” (the kitchen gate).

Jade made several attempts, then we found that a cookie worked well to get her to try to keep up with the belt.  I was surprised how easy it was to get her started.  Then we switched dogs and let Parker try again.  He would easily walk onto the moving belt, but when he reached the front, he would quit walking.  He would stand on the “moving sidewalk” until he went off the back.  He has no fear, which is usually a good thing.  But at nearly 11, he needed to avoid major calamity.  We got him to take a few steps, then called the first exercise complete for the day.

As it is now New Year’s Eve, it is time to review and plan for the coming Year, to organize and reorganize priorities.  The economic uncertainty for the coming year(s) is a concern to us all.  My parents were newlyweds during the Depression, and I think this was one of the factors that shaped a core value:  compassion.  With each new year, there are always uncertainties and opportunities.  May your New Year be blessed with fulfillment.

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