IT’S A JADE THING

It’s Saturday morning.  Are you e-v-e-r going to get up?  <g>  Well, I got to sleep until 8, so I’m neither eligible nor interested in complaining.  It’s a lovely morning, and the sun is sifting in.  My lovely companion places her chin on the quilt and looks at me sincerely.  Then she raises her head, smiles, looks intently into my eyes and then to the bed, then back to me to be sure that I am following her gaze.  Her head doesn’t move, just her eyes, her deep, dark, warm, wonderful eyes.  Her face is remarkably expressive, and her expressions can convey volumes without effort or language.  (not that she hesitates to use language when she thinks that is necessary)

She looks at me again, then at the quilt, since I didn’t seem to “get it”.  “No, sweetie, I’m sorry, but girls in heat can’t get onto the bed, and besides, there isn’t a cover sheet to pull up.”  There is a cover sheet but it is sitting on the chest instead of across the foot of the bed, where it can be pulled up quickly when someone with quick reflexes decides that it’s Saturday (or close enough), so it’s time to have a waking-up-in-the-morning party on the bed.  Sometimes, I think all it takes for a signal is for my breathing rate to change, but most often they observe carefully to see if I’m really awake.  They may get up and stand close to my face for a few moments.  At that point, if they’re generous, they will wait until both eyes are open, and sometimes until I sit up.  Well, they are generous, after all.

Jade has her own set of “uniqueness”, and I’m always interested in learning about the unique minds that come to live with us, from the time they arrive until they can no longer be here.  It’s a marvelous adventure.  Among Jade’s set of unique attributes is her mouth.  She was not a snap-igator puppy; this was good.  But neither did she learn to do the polite nose-bump.  At 4 1/2 years old, Jade still greets the world “mouth-wide-open”.  Newfoundlands, in addition to visual and olfactory sensory evaluation methods, must have extra-sensory perception in their tongues.  A common sound, one that you become familiar with, is the sound of that tongue in motion, self-grooming, licking their front legs, cleaning their food dish or cleaning something nearby, grooming the cat, etc.  Those big, giant, washcloth-sized tongues!  Sometimes they gently and lovingly caress the arms or legs of their human partners.  Those tongues were not only meant to experience the world but to show their affection.

In Jade’s case, her tongue may typically be in it’s holster, but the holster is often wide-open, especially if she’s excited.  So when she is “hot on your heels” behind, you can feel a bump of a wet, soft, open mouth on the back of your leg.  And when she wants to get your attention (apparently you weren’t listening with your eyes), she will do her version of a nose-bump, thrusting a wide-open mouth into your belly (your soft spot, not your harder ones) with a jab-like motion, leaving a wet spot behind and leaving no room for doubt that she’s trying to tell you something.  Here is where a little communication would have helped.  Had I said, “It’s not quite ready yet, you will have to wait,” or “I can’t right now, wait just a moment”, it would have been a good response to her initial gaze.

Jade seems to think that all beings and objects can read her gaze.  As a puppy, she learned to telepath the back door to cause it to open.  So, humans may have unintentionally reinforced this notion.  To this date, she comes to the back door to be let back inside and expects it to open.  She will wait patiently for a short time, then give an agitated bark as if, “Can’t you hear the words that are coming out of my head?!”  Doors, like humans, grow harder of hearing as we grow older.

She’s not very vocal, most of the time, but she can be argumentative, vocally.  When she wants something, and you “get it”, she will be as physically close as possible, to reinforce your good behavior for “getting it” no doubt.  (Newfoundlands, like children, learn from an early age how to train their human companions.)  She is required to Back further away than necessary and instructed to Wait, to help her learn patience.  She may be told not to Crowd.  When your back is turned, at some point, she can’t restrain herself from taking a step forward, or perhaps two if you aren’t watching.  There is also the “Line Drawn in the Sand”, the threshhold between the dining room and the kitchen, when Newfs who are underfoot are banished from the kitchen.  For this, she will stand as close to the line as possible, then lie down, conveniently placing her front feet and part of her legs across the “Line Drawn in the Sand”.  When caught, she is re-sentenced to remove herself from the kitchen and reminded about the line.  To this, she will usually respond with an argumentative bark or a forced sigh.  I said she was lovely, I didn’t say she didn’t have her own opinion about things!

It is funny to watch entirely different thought processes at work.  When they are in the kitchen, Jade will lie still, hoping that you step across instead of send her out of the way.  Parker will be up and moving out of your way, sometimes more quickly than you are prepared for.  Parker will still, upon watching Jade or hearing the Back command, back further and further away.  He will sometimes look perplexed, wondering why Jade doesn’t get it or why she doesn’t follow his lead.  Jade will sometimes back half a step or more, then argue that it’s far enough!  Parker is certain that compliance will more quickly give him access to dinner.  Jade believes that she can argue her way into consent.  Yes, they are just like kids sometimes.  But since their meals are home-prepared, they often have to wait for their food to cool.  That may seem like a burden, but no one complains about the food once they’re released.

They are a lot of fun, entertaining, intriguing and beautiful.  I live with a very lovely Newfoundland girl, and a wonderful companion who is now eleven years old.  It’s not something that I take for granted, and each of their unique traits is something that I marvel about.  As they grow older, I still see their beauty and their youth, and their imaginations at work.

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COAT CONDITIONERS?

Over the years throughout history, unusual materials have been used as baths, soaks, skin conditioners and hair conditioners.  The list can grow long and strange.  So, perhaps this isn’t so strange:  Soybean oil.

I have no idea whether it has properties worthy of deliberate use, but as our personal chef was preparing dinner for us and a guest, he picked up a bottle of soybean oil by its top.  The Newfs were in their favorite positions, which means that choreography while navigating the kitchen is, by now, quite well-developed and rather intuitive.  This story doesn’t end with the human tripping over a Newf, it ends (rather begins) simply when the bottle cap, which was only loosely sitting atop the bottle, slipped off mid-air as it passed over Jade.  Being a good Newf and having learned the patience that a good Newf acquires when living with hoomans, she laid still but gave Greg a disquieted, puzzled expression.  She was hastened out of the house with no time for explanation while the majority of the spill, or what was remaining, was wiped off the floor.  Greg gave her a quick spot cleaning.

The next day, Sunday, she received a complete bath.  Three days later, her furnishings are still oily in appearance.  Soybean oil is remarkable stuff.  When you get a drop on an article of clothing, it doesn’t wash away easily, even after several laundry cycles.  (Dawn works pretty well.)  So, I’m beginning to wonder how many “laundry cycles” will be required for Jade’s furnishings to return to normal.  Perhaps this will have some benefit, like olive oil is rumored to help human hair.  That remains to be seen.  I don’t really want to use Dawn on her coat, with show season beginning, but may resort to a dilute solution if that becomes necessary.

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INAUGURATION DAY

The Mall in DC is crowded with Rent-a-Fence corrals, housing four-wheelers, enclosing mobile buildings “pods”, and dividing confined areas for many different operations, with only small aisles left for foot traffic at intervals. The large white tents are set up on the first area, near the Washington Monument. Hundreds of porta-potties line the sides of the streets. News buses are parked along the corrals. Clearly, a big celebration is in store, although this year the official event will occur on Monday.

At our house, we are also planning a celebration of Jan. 20 with great excitement! Tomorrow is Parker’s 11th Birthday! From 1.9 oz. to 11 years of fully-audible fun, happiness, joy & adventure!

They make the world a better place, no election required.

Happy 11th Birthday!

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THE ESSENCE OF SPRING

It’s a lovely coastal day here in the outskirts of the Ozarks.  Some may wonder about “coastal” weather in the middle of the country, but it is much like the early spring weather in Florida, with clouds hanging low in the sky and soft moisture gently touching the windshield as I drive.  The gentleness of the rain has a pleasant sound, as I open the window to take in the freshness.  The weather has a calming and soothing effect.

It is time for the grass to be freshly washed, and the sidewalk, and the road surface.  And, it is time to put the cotton, rubber-backed rugs down at the back door entrance, where big wet feet that have been on uncovered surfaces outside will testify that members of the Bigfoot Club live here.

Notions of spring cleaning are beginning to emerge already, and it isn’t even February yet!  I stopped at Lowe’s for a better scrub brush.  The one that we use for cleaning items like buckets and crate pans was past its usefulness late last year.  I was also on the hunt for a brush/broom with bristles soft enough to scrub walls.  Among the assortment of useful cleaning tools in my well-stuffed utility closet is a brush/broom that has short, stiff bristles.  The first one of these was acquired in the early 90s for cleaning hard surface floors, a nice tool when you share your home with Newfoundlands, and they share their lives with you.  The bristles are too aggressive for painted surfaces, although I’m ready to put the Sherwin Williams scrubbable paint to a real test this time.  Once I had found a brush/broom like what I am looking for at Target, but having a full utility closet and no identified need at the time, I decided to wait.  Shortly afterward, it was no longer carried.  So, today, I decided to try the scrub brush like we use for the crates, one for the house, one for the grooming room.

Homes that are shared with Newfoundlands would benefit from a little better design in both construction and materials with regard to easily cleanable surfaces.  There are some adaptations that help.  One thing that I’ve learned is that walls should be painted with rollers instead of using a sprayer.  The dried surface when painted with spray tools has a rougher texture, at least for “flat” paints, which makes it harder to clean.  I’ve used white caulk in some areas to seal white baseboard to coated black & white print wallpaper or to seal painted walls to painted baseboard, and there are paints that withstand cleaning better.  I’ve even sealed the baseboard to vinyl floors to keep moisture from migrating under the baseboard.  Moisture trapped behind baseboard or walls can only be a problem, and create an environment where bacteria and mold will grow.  Dry cleanups simply don’t measure up to the challenge.  Mainly, cleaning should be quick and easy, so there is more time to enjoy spent on more enjoyable facets of life.

Our farrier is an intelligent, interesting and resourceful fellow, and while he does the shoeing, we try to solve all of the world’s problems.  We independently reached the same conclusion with regard to homes and housecleaning:  It would be ideal to build a home such that a sprinkler system doubled as a housecleaning method, similar in principle to a self-cleaning oven.  <g>  Of course, that would impose the need of going back to vinyl furniture, among other hurdles, so there are still some areas of this puzzle to be solved.  As the hooves on the horses continue to grow, I’m sure that we will have ample opportunity to discuss this further.

The gentle and relaxing effect of the rain has provided the chance for some contemplative thought.  Today, throw rugs at the back door.  Tomorrow, “clean Newf night” once again.  With a high in the upper 60s and no rain, it will be a good day for baths, before “wintry mix” and the low in the 20s arrives on Saturday night.  It looks like this will be a good weekend for stew and a jigsaw puzzle.

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