WHAT’S IN YOUR CABINET?

We’re in the process of getting our cabin/tiny house ready for sale.  It’s been an enjoyable extended vacation, but our house is close to being finished, and we are ready to move into a home that is built to fit our lifestyle.

I’ve been cleaning and touching up and reorganizing, so the cabin will be presentable, given enough notice for a quick floor-cleaning.  I washed the roll-up linen blinds, and inadvertently damaged one, as when I stopped the dryer to add an anti-static sheet (to help keep dust off), I forgot to reset the temperature to a lower setting.  So the backing stuck together and came apart on one.  It will be a template for a local sewing company to remake, probably without the benefit of the light coat of foam which acts as insulation.

This morning, I got up and made the usual cup of coffee, but I noticed something in the drawer that would not ordinarily catch my attention, a plastic mouse trap.  Now there is an opportunity for embarrassment that may cost us a lost sales opportunity!  I would no doubt fumble for words as I tried to explain that this mouse trap wasn’t a mouse trap but a training tool, to teach an overly inquisitive Newfoundland to keep her nose off the countertops.  Can’t you hear the hypothetical person thinking, “Yeah, right”?

This led me to wonder what other things that I don’t see, a habit of having lived with Newfs for many, many years, that someone else may interpret differently.

What “unique” items, normalized to a Newf owner, are laying around your environment?

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MAPLE LEAF WEATHER

Banner and I made a trip to town this afternoon.  I needed to arrange an interface through a wall so the dryer hose could go through, so the first stop was at Lowe’s, my home away from home this year.  Bulkhead fittings aren’t available locally, so I was looking for something to improvise.  2” PVC Schedule 40 pipe would make a good sleeve, but without a flange, keeping it in place would not be possible.  The flared ends of a 2” to 3” adapter looked good for the inside and outside surface where the hose would rub, and a J-block could be used on the outside.  The inside is tbd.

Next we made our way toward the park.  Yes, Carthage also has a “Central Park”, and it’s Banner’s favorite place to walk.

A few weeks ago, we stopped late in the afternoon on a Food Truck Friday, I think the last one of the season.  There was a band playing at the gazebo for the second time on one of our walks this summer.  The music was good, so we found a place to park and walked across, looking for a seating opportunity.  Banner was calm amid the noise and all of the human excitement, partly because it was warm for a Newf.  So we moved past the band to the other side of the park, where Greg and I spotted a vacant picnic table and Banner would have some air flow.  The different crowds that appear for events at the park have different responses to Banner.  Many people at this one were very enthusiastic about petting her.  After three waves of swarming kids, a few steps at a time, we reached the table.  I enjoy seeing such a warm reception to her by the kids, and it made her happy too.  The evening was relatively cool but with the dew settling, the relative humidity was uncomfortable for her, so we ate quickly then circled around the park to go back home.  A guy passed dressed in a silver jumpsuit with silver platform shoes and Kiss make-up.  Banner wasn’t interested in anything but finding some air conditioning.

Today the weather was cool, following a week of rain.  But there was another event in-progress at the park.  I saw a guy carrying a large plastic dog crate and asked him what was going on.  It was my turn to be caught off-guard by an answer:  a chicken pageant.  I enjoy chickens, and I think they are lovely, but my head spun for a moment while trying to grasp the idea of a pageant for chickens.  I’ve not thought of a dog show as a pageant, but I suppose it’s fair.  I gathered my wits after half a second or so, smiled and said, “So no dogs then?”  (imagining the potential for calamity)  He replied, “No, that’s next weekend.”  My goodness!  The Maple Leaf Festival is upon us!!

A few nights before, returning from another walk in town, golden leaves had circled their way down to the windshield as we crossed the bridge near the railroad tracks.  This is an enchanting part of the invitation to enjoy fall weather.  Next come the Maple leaves.  I had picked up a few fluorescent pink ones in the park.  Color should be good in another week or two, and the moisture is in the air that accentuates the leaf color.  Rain kept the construction people away all week, but the cool moisture brings a certain welcome to the change in season.

Soon it will be Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then . . .  And somewhere in the middle, there will be snow!  And, of course, a very happy Newfoundland.

By the way, this year she will be going as a Portuguese Water Dog.  The wrong leg was shaved a couple of weeks ago when her TPLO plate was removed.  At least this time she looks symmetrical?

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B COOL

Banner has been delighted to take us for walks recently.  Well, she always is, but the weather is a little cooler recently, so her spirits are up a little more.

The newest thing is that I’ve been asking her where she would like to go when we reach an intersection, and she has been learning to lead.  Giving her that role when she was younger was not a good option – she didn’t need any reinforcement about that idea.  But as she has begun to mature and become more interactive, it is fun to let her explore.  So, along with this, she must be more aware about crossing streets, looking both ways – first.  Her normal mode is Go!  But the past couple of days she has been a little more responsible, looking before stepping into the path of traffic, rather than the obligatory looking 2/3 the way across.  It is the same principle that moms are beginning to learn, about how children are motivated by the sharing of responsibility.

On Sunday, as we walked around the park, there was a family, with Dad standing back holding the camera and Mom assisting the eldest young daughter who was sitting on a blanket cross-legged under a string of glittery triangular banners having her photo taken while two siblings watched from nearby.  The girl was wearing a black cat mask and this seemed to make Banner uncomfortable.  As we walked past, she issued a loud chastening/complaining bark, while focused straight ahead.  The guy with the camera had asked as we passed what kind of dog she was.  I replied, a talkative one!  I didn’t have time to explain that she didn’t hesitate to express her opinions, but Greg gave the proper reply, “a Newfoundland”.

She continued as Banker used to do in the “Nothin’ gonna break my stride” walk, except for the occasional legitimate reason to pause long enough for people to pet a Newf.  I had been suspicious that she was walking in patterns, depending on the day of the week, and consistent with her new interest in people.  She used to like to walk around the park every time.  But she has discovered that there is more opportunity for interaction if we walk toward the square.  On weekdays, we often walk near but not around the square, and on Saturdays, the Farmers Market is open, so we walk around the square.  Surely enough, she took us around the square on Saturday.  But she is beginning to try a more adventurous path occasionally, some that we haven’t walked before.  Although she does like to find the path back by the place where the Crazy Black Cat is (or used to be – “crazy” may be literal in his case).

As we reached our return point, and the walking leash was traded for a harness, she walked right past me as I reached to pet her, with an expression and gesture that would have easily passed for “S’up”.

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Rainy Days and Breakfast

Suddenly, there were rain drops falling on the roof and striking the window glass.  Heavy rains were due this afternoon, and my leisurely Sunday morning turned into an urgent set of activities.  The dogs had to go outside first, before the downpour began.  This storm appeared to be long in duration, so a break may not come for a long time.  The cats and Whippoorwill had not yet been fed.  After running the dogs outside, while still in my sleeping shirt, I grabbed the raincoat out of the closet and rushed out to the barn.  The cats were nowhere, as cats aren’t fond of being wet.  I scooped Whippoorwill’s breakfast, slogged through the already soaked pen and fed her under the shelter of the barn.  Summer, with its long drought, was clearly passing.  There had been rain a few days earlier.  It was time to re-orient to the wetter season approaching.

A warm breakfast sounded good, so I opened the refrigerator door to see what inspiring items may be inside.  There was no bacon, but a little cherry-smoked ham was left.  Banner and I tasted it to be sure it was good but decided to leave it out of the scrambled eggs.  There was spinach and carrots, leftover from cooking dinner for Banner last night, but that didn’t stimulate the senses, mine anyway.  Eggs with cheese seemed good for this morning, along with some reheated macaroni and cheese casserole.  It was sufficient to meet nutritional demands for the moment.  The dogs thought it sounded delicious.  Recently, Banner has retreated to a puppyhood behavior on the kitchen, so I had to bring out the “No Noses” rule:  No noses on counters, no noses on stoves, no noses on food.  Her nose had picked up each aroma and led her to further examination.  I explained, yes, it smells good, but I don’t have to put my nose on the stove to cook the food.  To which she responded with a change in expression.  I felt as though I was making what would be short-lived progress, so I continued.  I have to use my hands, but, as Greg would remind her, I have opposable thumbs.  Some people don’t have thumbs, and they can still cook, so I have no doubt that you would be able to learn how to do some of these things but let me do it myself for now.

Using a microwave, breakfast was ready in minutes, finished by a cup of hot tea.  Wet, cool weather begs for hot tea, in particular #55 tea from Smith’s.  This is tea!  The leaves are long rather than crushed, so the fine particles don’t flow through the tea basket, making the tea more bitter.  This special blend will lift your senses.

I fed Banner a good serving of eggs and a couple of bites of macaroni and cheese.  I watch her “figure” and condition better than I watch my own.  I have more presence of mind for the Newfs than myself in general, but Newfs are only here for a short time, and you know you should make it last.  Eventually, awareness seeps in that this is true for humans also.

Banner seemed sore in her right knee, so I asked if she needed a certain pill.  No response.  I asked again.  No response.  Lately she seems to think I should just *know* stuff without her having to respond, so I’ve gone back to question exercises.  When she blinks to respond affirmatively, I address that need.  But, sometimes you have to ask the question in the right context.  So I asked, “Does your knee hurt?”  Yes.  OK, I thought so.  Wondering if one type of med was creating irritation in her GI tract, I gave her an alternative one.  She seemed eager to take it, like she usually is for the other.  She usually responds firmly to the first question.  So, as she is observant, perhaps she is right, that I really do know when I ask the question.  But, being human, with her not being able to speak my language, I want a method of being sure.  So I teach her that I respond based on her answer when she answers questions.  Her answers are reliable, most of the time.  Sometimes my questions need improvement.  But our communications generally improve as time goes on.  Life with each Newf is an adventure, and communication is near the heart of all experiences.

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