WHAT NEWFOUNDLANDS AND HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE IN COMMON

5/16/07

A couple of days ago, I stepped onto the back porch, and was addressed by a hummingbird declaring that I needed to fill the feeder.  I looked over and saw that the feeder still had enough food for 2-3 days, and I was in a hurry, as always, so went about whatever I was doing.

This morning, I decided to empty and refill the feeder.  The weather had been cool, and there had been a lot of rain, so I wondered if the food wasn’t good any longer.  There are times when I need to listen better to my dogs (yes, it goes both ways) and this time I had a feeling that I should have listened better to that little hummingbird.  Surely enough, there was mildew in the feeder area and mold growing inside the glass.  This year, I have only put out one feeder, the one that they prefer, and it is a pain to clean when mold grows inside the glass container.  We have one feeder that I thought they would really like.  The entire top is a red, dish-shaped cover that has a rim around the edge for seating.  The flowers are molded into the top, and the dish area that contains the feed is like a small sombrero-shaped salad dish.  They have a preference for the other feeder.  (How hummingbirds are not like Newfoundlands, because Newfs don’t care what their food dish looks like as long as the contents are good.)  This is a common failure in humans in understanding other species.  My husband does this with the cows.  They convey that they want to move to another pasture with different grass, he says “But they have plenty of grass in this pasture,” then he recollects the ones that have learned to jump like gazelles when they quit waiting for him to let them move.  (The grass IS always greener than the pasture you are in if you are a cow, but it all looks the same to a human.)

After cleaning the feeder, I took it outside to fill it with fresh food, so a spill wouldn’t need to be cleaned.  One little bird couldn’t wait long enough for me to finish filling, so he tried to drink as I filled.  (How Newfoundlands are like hummingbirds.)  He finally got spooked because I kept moving the feeder, and he flew to a nearby branch to wait, but not patiently.  (How hummingbirds can be like Newfoundlands, patience-challenged when food is involved.)  If this hummingbird had been a Newf, I could hear a forced, exasperated “Phffft!” as he waited, almost patiently.  If I could tell one hummingbird from another, I would name this one Shelby, after a little patience-challenged Newfoundland who now has her wings.

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THE VISITING BT: ATTACK OF THE KILLER MOP

Written 6/21/10

Last night, I was putting laundry into the washer, and the little Boston Terrier was watching with some interest.  He can be a very good little boy, and lately he has been very good, listening well, even outside off-leash, and enjoying his time here on planet Earth.  His world had become very comfortable, and he was content to the point of vulnerability.  Unintentionally, I bumped the sponge mop that was propped in the hamper frame to finish drying.  It unwedged and teetered down menacingly toward a little BT who was caught off guard.  <g>

He quickly went into Dog Alarm Mode, where he begins barking with a fierce little voice non-stop.  Any other dog who could smell Parker’s pee outside and hear Corky barking would be very confused.  ; )  I wasn’t able to convince him that the mop was neither a monster or an alien, so I stepped outside the Corky barricade to the laundry area and barked at it with him.  I’m not sure to which extent he was confused or amused, but it seemed to make him understand that he had gotten his point across, so we could both settle back into our lulls.

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SWEETIE

written 6/4/10

Yesterday morning, I was ill.  Went to work for a little while in the afternoon, came back, took the Newfs out, made Newf dinner and went to bed on the sofa.  I have been walking Jade twice each day for the past few days, and she was barely able to contain herself.  I did play Stick with both of them for a little while in the evening, but that wasn’t quite enough.  As I was trying to go to sleep, she brought a wet stuffie to my face and tried to entice me to play.  And, she gave me the paw, more than once.  She was trying to be gentle and arouse some play, but as I said, she could barely contain her enthusiasm.  At some point during the night, she brought me her Kong.  She has never played with it that much, but it kept her attention a little longer.  This morning, I got up, stepped across Jade who was lying next to me and had “coffee” (Dr. Pepper now) and looked back at the sofa.  There had been a toy parade during the night.  Directly underneath where my head was, there was a pile on the floor – the Fish, a Valentine candy toy, a bird (her first Welcome Home toy) and the Kong, along with my socks, unchewed.

Yesterday morning, her “find” was a wet washcloth.  She trotted in carrying it with pride.  She likes the kind of toys that she can dangle, like carrying the Fish by its fin.

This is my little girl, the one who was first “Sweet Tater” then “Mashed Tater” then “Smashed Tater”, who can sometimes be delicately sweet and crawl in your lap, and other times be a Newf on a pogo stick, a tightly coiled pogo stick that springs first in one direction, then another.

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HAZARD TRAPS (TRAVELING WITH NEWFS)

5/19/09

Before someone forgets, let me tell you about something that is not included in the owner’s manual.  Did you know that Newfs love water?  <g>

That means it is a wise choice when you need to make a potty stop to NOT pull into a service area that has a lagoon, and when there is an aerator in the middle, the excitement of the water spray makes that even riskier.

After nearly 30 years, you would have thought I wouldn’t need to be reminded of that, especially where Parker is involved.  The good thing was that I didn’t lose my grip or the battle.  But when Greg came running to help, and Parker caught him out of the corner of his eye, it was a moment when I didn’t have that confidence.  I don’t even want to think about how that would have smelled for the next 6 hours.

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